My hubbie thinks this explains why I can't seem to get anything done. When I clean house, it never looks like I finish. I get started in one room, but as soon as I have to take something from that room to another room, you can forget it 'cause then I get started in that room. If my cleaning takes me to my daughter's room, then I get started totally taking everything out of her closet and rearranging it. Hey, that's why I now have a cleaning lady! More time for me!
Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder This is how it goes...
I decide to wash the car and start toward the garage when I notice the mail on the table.
I figure I might as well go through the mail before washing the car.
I lay my keys down on the desk, sort the mail and discard the junk mail.
As I discard the junk mail, I see that the garbage can is full.
I lay the bills down on the desk and pick up the trash can.
Then I figure that since I'll be going near the mailbox while taking out the trash, I may as well pay these few bills first.
Now where did I put my checkbook? Ah, here it is! Oops, there's only one check left. My extra checks are in the other room.
Oh! There's the soda I was drinking earlier! Hmmm, I guess I'd better take it out to the kitchen and discard it.
On the way to the kitchen, my flower arrangement catches my eye and I realize it needs more water.
I pour the soda down the sink. As I wipe a spot off the counter I see my glasses on the windowsill. It's about time. I've been looking for them all morning!
I guess I'd better go put them away so I can find them again later. But first I've got to add water to the flower arrangement...
Hey! What's the TV remote doing in the kitchen? Aaaaaagh! I'd better take it to the living room because we'll never think to look for it in the kitchen tonight. I take the remote out to the coffee table and find that the living room is a bit untidy, so I go around arranging cushions and throw pillows.
Then I'm off down the hall, to... to... what the heck was I planning to do?
End of Day: The car isn't washed, the bills are unpaid, the flowers aren't watered, the checkbook still only has one check, and now I can't seem to find my car keys! I don't seem to have gotten anything done today, but I just can't figure out why because I KNOW I WAS BUSY ALL DAY LONG!!! I realize this is a serious condition and that I'd better seek help. But first, I think I'll check my e-mail...
Does this sound like anyone but me?
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shelli. 39 and holding, wife, and mother of two. loves country music and going to concerts with friends, we have more fun than should be allowed by law. born in Texas and always has the radio on.
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Tracy Byrd, cheapest motel, revenge of the middle aged women, Dwight Yoakam, blaim the vain, she'll remember, Blake Shelton,
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