My hubbie sent me this email with these lists of all these cute "Great Truths". I'm going to milk them for all they are worth and spread them out all week. Mainly because I don't have anything else going on. One highlight in the local music news...KILT has announced that this year's 10 Man Jam will be on November 9th. They have started giving away tickets. Winning tickets will be my main objective for the next month! So far they have announced Craig Morgan and Kevin Fowler. I'll keep you posted on that but until then...
Great Truths That Children Have Learned: 1) No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats. 2) When your Mom is mad at your Dad, don't let her brush your hair. 3) If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the second person. 4) Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato. 5) You can't trust dogs to watch your food. 6) Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair. 7) Never hold a Dust-Buster and a cat at the same time. 8) You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk. 9) Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts. 10) The best place to be when you're sad is Grandpa's lap.
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shelli. 39 and holding, wife, and mother of two. loves country music and going to concerts with friends, we have more fun than should be allowed by law. born in Texas and always has the radio on.
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Tracy Byrd, cheapest motel, revenge of the middle aged women, Dwight Yoakam, blaim the vain, she'll remember, Blake Shelton,
nobody but me.
